be fruit

If I could be any kind of fruit, what would I be? Um, that's really reallly  hard. I guess I'd be a grape fruit because nobody likes them. See that's the bright side, like I said nobody likes them so I probably wouldn't die unlike grapes, strawberries, or apples. People could chew me up and spit me out, but that's okay atleast I won't be dead! Actually they're so disgusting nobody would even want to look, think , or touch me. So I guess I wouldn't even get chewed up?